I Don't Know What To Say...

...So yeah, been busy doing a whole lotta nothing lately.

Calie might be going away for a week or two. She got a job at a camp in the middle of the forest. Calie will also continue to emote throughout the rest of this post.

Calie still has no idea what to say.

Calie is sad one of her close friends won't be around much anymore.

Calie STILL has no idea what to say.

Calie will start by saying, "Sorry..."

Play Them Off, Keyboard Cat

Ok, first just so everyone is on the same page...

Now, on to what this post is actually about.

Every Keyboard Cat video features someone failing at something so today's post would, naturally, be about failure in its many forms.

First, my mom's failure to take care of herself while working on projects, landing her in the hospital because she apparently has anemia. She's ok now.

Second, my dad's failure to hide the fact that he was the one who ate my taquitos a couple weeks back. Taquitos: $4.35, Salsa: 2.95, Catching an attorney in a lie: Priceless.

And last, my own failure at resizing objects. I recently won a really cool outfit from an MM board. The catch is that the prims were nearly impossible to resize. Needless to say, I spend far too much time attempting to resize them.

Now to teach my cat to play the keyboard...

...I'll Never Stop

You see what I did there? Anyway, on to business.

This week in Hard Alley:

• I battled my arch nemisis, jase, and his army of alts.
• Hard Rust was interviewed in Jumpman Lane's Slut Magazine. (Sorry, no link. I lost it. lol.)
• I further modified my AO and was asked to blog about AO modification. (Look for it in the Hard Couture blog.)
• I met Vas' alt, who's human. WUT.
• Queeny and I were paid L$500 by Vas while he was drunk to be naked for like 2 minutes.

Oh yeah, here's a little something from my IM archives for you all:
[2009/06/12 14:41] Beryl Scholessinger: what is a trouble maker
[2009/06/12 14:42] Calie Warden: someone who makes trouble...

A happy birthday to Maya (who probably won't be reading this) who turned 20 today.

Konichiwa, bitches!

Starting Up

Its past 5 a.m. and I still haven't slept. Yeah, I know, I'm a machine.

Been a long night here in Hard Alley. Three giefers and a ton of objects later its finally quiet. I want to thank Beyond, Vasile and Leose (who probably won't read this) for helping me out tonight. Thanks guys!

I would like to take a few minutes to talk about pizza now. I waited almost three hours for a pizza my mom made tonight. She was awesome enough to make the dough and everything. And even though it had pasta sauce instead of pizza sauce, it was the best pizza I've had in a long time. Although, I have been living off cafeteria food for quite awhile so I'm not sure how much that actually means. Thanks mom!

Also, someone stole my taquitos this week. I want them back, plus interest.